1 00:00:08,509 --> 00:00:10,375 Is Michael here? 2 00:00:10,511 --> 00:00:11,376 Michael. 3 00:00:11,512 --> 00:00:12,707 Uh, no, Michael's not here. 4 00:00:12,846 --> 00:00:14,326 - He hasn't been here in ages. - Well, 5 00:00:14,414 --> 00:00:16,125 there's nowhere else he could be. I've called everywhere. 6 00:00:16,149 --> 00:00:19,017 You know what? Let me just be direct. 7 00:00:19,152 --> 00:00:21,986 Are you two having an affair? 8 00:00:22,122 --> 00:00:23,722 No, of course we're not having an affair. 9 00:00:23,857 --> 00:00:26,793 I-I would have to be brain-dead to make that, 10 00:00:26,927 --> 00:00:28,054 that mistake twice. 11 00:00:28,195 --> 00:00:29,506 I mean, I'm not saying you're brain-dead. 12 00:00:29,530 --> 00:00:30,623 You know what I mean. 13 00:00:30,764 --> 00:00:33,199 God, look at me bursting in like this. 14 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:34,733 I'm getting as bad as he is. 15 00:00:34,868 --> 00:00:36,530 Under the influence of a Mancini, 16 00:00:36,670 --> 00:00:37,729 I completely understand. 17 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:39,999 I am sorry for disturbing you. 18 00:00:40,140 --> 00:00:41,335 Yeah. 19 00:00:43,377 --> 00:00:45,812 Oh, hello, you must be Eve. 20 00:00:45,946 --> 00:00:47,938 Yes, hi, you, you must be Megan. 21 00:00:48,081 --> 00:00:50,482 I memorized all the names on the mailboxes. 22 00:00:50,617 --> 00:00:52,762 Actually, my name's Jane Mancini and I'm just visiting, 23 00:00:52,786 --> 00:00:54,550 although I used to live here. 24 00:00:54,688 --> 00:00:55,986 Just a little bit of advice... 25 00:00:56,123 --> 00:00:57,867 You might want to stay on your toes around here. 26 00:00:57,891 --> 00:01:00,417 I can count the survivors on one hand. 27 00:01:00,561 --> 00:01:02,962 It was nice meeting you. 28 00:01:05,198 --> 00:01:06,894 - Hi, Peter. - Hey, Jane. 29 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:09,003 Eve, hi. 30 00:01:09,136 --> 00:01:10,136 Hi. 31 00:01:10,237 --> 00:01:12,331 You know, I-I had spoken to Amanda, 32 00:01:12,472 --> 00:01:13,906 an-and she mentioned, uh... 33 00:01:14,041 --> 00:01:15,065 Number seven. 34 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:17,336 Oh, good, so you took her up on her offer. 35 00:01:17,477 --> 00:01:19,343 Oh, yeah, I love it. 36 00:01:19,479 --> 00:01:20,639 Kyle found me some furniture, 37 00:01:20,681 --> 00:01:22,441 and they gave me the first month's rent free. 38 00:01:22,482 --> 00:01:24,678 Oh, great. 39 00:01:24,818 --> 00:01:25,911 Would you like some sushi? 40 00:01:26,053 --> 00:01:28,352 I, I can't get enough of this stuff. 41 00:01:28,488 --> 00:01:31,856 Oh, no, no, I've eaten, I've eaten. 42 00:01:31,992 --> 00:01:35,929 So, you know, the other night after you finished singing... 43 00:01:36,063 --> 00:01:38,032 I really appreciated your compliment. 44 00:01:38,165 --> 00:01:39,258 It meant a lot to me. 45 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:40,264 Oh. 46 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:42,266 I was gonna call you. 47 00:01:42,402 --> 00:01:43,802 But I didn't have a number. 48 00:01:43,937 --> 00:01:45,200 So how could you? 49 00:01:45,339 --> 00:01:46,339 Right. 50 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:49,775 You want to do something sometime? 51 00:01:49,910 --> 00:01:50,969 Tomorrow night? 52 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,603 Like what, a date? 53 00:01:53,747 --> 00:01:57,650 Well, yeah, like a date. 54 00:01:58,685 --> 00:02:00,677 Well, I'd love to. 55 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,121 Well, good, then. 56 00:02:04,257 --> 00:02:06,249 Enjoy your sushi. 57 00:02:07,127 --> 00:02:08,356 Seven, right? 58 00:02:08,495 --> 00:02:09,706 Yeah, seven, see you then. 59 00:02:09,730 --> 00:02:11,722 - Yeah. - Okay, see you then. 60 00:02:13,066 --> 00:02:14,826 What's so fascinating 61 00:02:14,935 --> 00:02:16,575 outside that window that you haven't heard 62 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,501 a word I've said in the last five minutes? 63 00:02:18,639 --> 00:02:20,369 I mean, it's the same view, isn't it? 64 00:02:20,507 --> 00:02:21,372 Are you kidding? 65 00:02:21,508 --> 00:02:23,033 This view is always changing. 66 00:02:23,176 --> 00:02:25,543 It's a parade of human drama. 67 00:02:25,679 --> 00:02:27,545 Here, come here, I'll show you what I mean. 68 00:02:30,317 --> 00:02:32,513 Ah, cement, pool, mmm, bougainvillea. 69 00:02:32,653 --> 00:02:35,248 No, the window across the way. 70 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:37,221 She vacuums in her underwear. 71 00:02:37,357 --> 00:02:39,189 Oh. 72 00:02:39,326 --> 00:02:41,352 This is kind of twisted, isn't it? 73 00:02:41,495 --> 00:02:43,339 Hey, if they don't close their blinds, 74 00:02:43,363 --> 00:02:44,956 what's a landlord to do? 75 00:02:45,966 --> 00:02:47,243 - Hello. - Amanda, 76 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:49,031 you will never guess who just asked me out. 77 00:02:49,169 --> 00:02:51,070 That hunky Dr. Burns. 78 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:52,915 Well, I accepted, of course, but now I'm, like, 79 00:02:52,939 --> 00:02:55,135 I-I'm just totally losing it. 80 00:02:55,275 --> 00:02:56,800 Laundry room as soon as you can. 81 00:02:56,943 --> 00:02:57,943 You know what? 82 00:02:58,078 --> 00:03:00,309 I do all my investing through my broker, 83 00:03:00,447 --> 00:03:01,471 but thanks. 84 00:03:03,517 --> 00:03:04,382 You know what I just remembered? 85 00:03:04,518 --> 00:03:06,384 I have laundry to check on. 86 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,011 Mm-hmm. 87 00:03:08,155 --> 00:03:09,155 Oh. 88 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:12,953 I snuck away early. 89 00:03:13,093 --> 00:03:14,653 Oh, well, unfortunately we have company. 90 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,527 Hey, bro. 91 00:03:16,663 --> 00:03:18,241 And I have laundry to check on. Be right back. 92 00:03:18,265 --> 00:03:19,676 Aw, flowers for me. 93 00:03:19,700 --> 00:03:21,828 You know, you really shouldn't have. 94 00:03:21,968 --> 00:03:23,402 I didn't. 95 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,733 So I'm having some sushi 96 00:03:27,874 --> 00:03:29,354 - by the pool. - I saw the whole thing 97 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,503 from my window, and just so you know, 98 00:03:31,645 --> 00:03:35,377 Peter has had his eye on you since day one in the club. 99 00:03:35,515 --> 00:03:36,515 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 100 00:03:36,616 --> 00:03:38,084 Because I thought a guy this handsome 101 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:39,584 could not be unattached. 102 00:03:39,720 --> 00:03:41,520 Oh, wait, are you going to tell me that he is? 103 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,217 No, divorced... from me, 104 00:03:43,356 --> 00:03:44,483 actually. 105 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:45,648 What? 106 00:03:46,793 --> 00:03:48,159 Oh, my God, that is so weird. 107 00:03:48,295 --> 00:03:49,695 Of all the men in L.A... 108 00:03:49,830 --> 00:03:51,696 Wait, of course, what am I saying? 109 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,443 Of course the same man is going to find us attractive. 110 00:03:53,467 --> 00:03:54,677 Isn't that the way it's always been? 111 00:03:54,701 --> 00:03:58,900 Yeah, but not always with the greatest results. 112 00:03:59,039 --> 00:04:01,099 I wasn't talking about that. 113 00:04:02,409 --> 00:04:04,275 Anyway, you're going to help me, right? 114 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,880 - Yes. - I mean, the right clothes and makeup. 115 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,124 Everything else I've forgotten. 116 00:04:08,148 --> 00:04:10,549 Everything, anything you want, I promise. 117 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:13,313 Oh. 118 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:21,070 I have been looking all over town for you. 119 00:04:21,094 --> 00:04:24,929 Oh, um, I just had a lot of work to finish up here. 120 00:04:25,065 --> 00:04:28,763 Michael, would you just admit that you've been avoiding me? 121 00:04:28,902 --> 00:04:30,336 You know, I am going crazy here. 122 00:04:30,470 --> 00:04:32,715 I actually thought that you were having an affair with Megan. 123 00:04:32,739 --> 00:04:33,850 Jane, th-that's ridiculous... 124 00:04:33,874 --> 00:04:35,900 No, you are ridiculous, Michael. 125 00:04:36,042 --> 00:04:37,943 What will starving me for sex accomplish? 126 00:04:38,078 --> 00:04:39,910 Who says that's what I'm doing? 127 00:04:40,046 --> 00:04:42,641 Please, I know your libido like the back of my hand. 128 00:04:42,783 --> 00:04:44,046 Jane, look. 129 00:04:44,184 --> 00:04:45,948 No, you look. 130 00:04:46,086 --> 00:04:50,023 Michael, either you've got a problem you need to admit 131 00:04:50,157 --> 00:04:53,321 or you better rise to the occasion 132 00:04:53,460 --> 00:04:56,055 because I can't wait any longer. 133 00:04:57,864 --> 00:04:59,890 Jane. 134 00:05:00,033 --> 00:05:02,100 Jane, I'm going to hate myself in the morning. 135 00:05:02,124 --> 00:05:02,298 Oh. 136 00:05:02,435 --> 00:05:03,733 You will be too damn tired. 137 00:05:03,870 --> 00:05:06,101 Shut up. 138 00:05:17,150 --> 00:05:19,210 ♪♪ 139 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,942 ♪♪ 140 00:06:00,927 --> 00:06:03,055 ♪♪ 141 00:06:13,173 --> 00:06:15,608 ♪♪ 142 00:06:43,503 --> 00:06:46,496 ♪♪ 143 00:06:55,749 --> 00:06:59,584 ♪ He won't hesitate ♪ 144 00:07:01,621 --> 00:07:04,853 ♪ He's not that kind of man. ♪ 145 00:07:06,192 --> 00:07:08,058 Peter. 146 00:07:08,194 --> 00:07:10,959 Peter, I had sex with Jane, I lost all control. 147 00:07:11,097 --> 00:07:13,476 Well, Michael, you are formerly married, engaged, and in love. 148 00:07:13,500 --> 00:07:14,710 Or is this some Catholic thing? 149 00:07:14,734 --> 00:07:15,599 No, you don't understand. 150 00:07:15,735 --> 00:07:17,533 The plan... Starving Jane for sex. 151 00:07:17,671 --> 00:07:19,401 See Jane not have sex, see Jane get horny, 152 00:07:19,539 --> 00:07:21,050 - see Jane sleep with Alex. - Michael, Mi... look, hold it. 153 00:07:21,074 --> 00:07:22,674 I told you before that I am not a big fan 154 00:07:22,742 --> 00:07:24,108 of this "test Jane" plan. 155 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,645 It's borderline obsessional, not to mention sociopathic. 156 00:07:26,780 --> 00:07:27,900 Oh, the same psycho cocktail 157 00:07:28,014 --> 00:07:29,505 you mixed up for Amanda if you recall. 158 00:07:29,649 --> 00:07:32,813 Michael, do you know what the real issue is here? 159 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,153 You don't think that you deserve someone as independent, 160 00:07:35,221 --> 00:07:37,087 forgiving, and as secure as Jane. 161 00:07:37,223 --> 00:07:39,988 My solution... Forget the test, Michael. 162 00:07:40,126 --> 00:07:42,254 Marry the girl and marry her as fast as you can 163 00:07:42,395 --> 00:07:44,864 before you blow this thing all to hell. 164 00:07:44,998 --> 00:07:46,432 Oh, look at you. 165 00:07:46,566 --> 00:07:50,697 You know I'm right, I can see it in your beady little eyes. 166 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:54,672 I miss sex. 167 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:56,448 Oh, sounds like something a guy would say. 168 00:07:56,509 --> 00:07:58,821 Whoever said we were different or have to be different, huh? 169 00:07:58,845 --> 00:08:00,541 I just need that fix 170 00:08:00,680 --> 00:08:03,275 and not a relationship and not any particular guy. 171 00:08:04,985 --> 00:08:06,920 - You know what I'm gonna do? - Hmm? 172 00:08:07,053 --> 00:08:09,065 I'm gonna treat myself to a one-night stand tonight. 173 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,523 - Hmm. - Yeah, I'm gonna pick a bar, 174 00:08:10,657 --> 00:08:11,716 pick a stranger. 175 00:08:11,858 --> 00:08:13,451 - You ought to come with. - Oh, no. 176 00:08:13,593 --> 00:08:14,617 No, not me. 177 00:08:14,761 --> 00:08:17,526 Uh, no more strange men, no more strange bars. 178 00:08:17,664 --> 00:08:19,496 Ready for this? 179 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,191 - Hey. - I got a fax this morning. 180 00:08:21,334 --> 00:08:24,031 I have been nominated for Biz Line's Woman of the Year award. 181 00:08:24,170 --> 00:08:25,035 You're kidding. 182 00:08:25,171 --> 00:08:26,171 Congratulations. 183 00:08:26,272 --> 00:08:27,416 Totally came out of the blue. 184 00:08:27,440 --> 00:08:29,080 I had no idea I was even being considered. 185 00:08:29,175 --> 00:08:31,167 Do Women of the Year nominees drink at lunch? 186 00:08:31,311 --> 00:08:33,712 Because I got a bottle of my finest right here. 187 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:35,645 Crack that bad boy open. 188 00:08:35,782 --> 00:08:37,193 - What's up, bro? - We're here to celebrate. 189 00:08:37,217 --> 00:08:38,378 Only one glass for me. 190 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:39,996 I'm having drinks tonight with the editor-in-chief 191 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,888 of Biz Line magazine at the Stage Bar, no less. 192 00:08:43,023 --> 00:08:44,047 Woman of the Year? 193 00:08:44,190 --> 00:08:45,749 Oh, I'm sorry, 194 00:08:45,892 --> 00:08:47,724 I, I couldn't help but overhear. 195 00:08:47,861 --> 00:08:48,861 You mean eavesdrop. 196 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:50,155 You know, Lexi, if you leave, 197 00:08:50,230 --> 00:08:52,392 we'll have two reasons to celebrate. 198 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:54,831 Pig. 199 00:08:54,968 --> 00:08:57,938 Cheers. 200 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:01,601 - Hi. - Hi. 201 00:09:01,741 --> 00:09:03,232 Look, I want to say that I'm sorry 202 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,854 about the way I acted the other night. 203 00:09:04,878 --> 00:09:06,158 I was a little shocked, you know, 204 00:09:06,246 --> 00:09:07,289 when you told me about your past, 205 00:09:07,313 --> 00:09:09,282 - but it doesn't matter. - You know what? 206 00:09:09,416 --> 00:09:11,510 This is... this goes deeper than a sordid past. 207 00:09:11,651 --> 00:09:13,496 I, I'm just trying to create a future for myself, 208 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:16,217 and it's something that I have to do alone. 209 00:09:17,257 --> 00:09:19,249 Excuse me. 210 00:09:31,271 --> 00:09:33,240 Oh, sorry, sorry. 211 00:09:33,373 --> 00:09:35,384 - Good, I'm glad you're home. - I thought you were having drinks 212 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,019 - with that editor guy tonight. - No, that's later. 213 00:09:37,043 --> 00:09:39,163 I'm helping Eve get ready for her big date with Peter. 214 00:09:39,212 --> 00:09:41,044 Oh, get that, would you? 215 00:09:41,181 --> 00:09:42,615 - Yes. - Thank you. 216 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:43,749 Sorry. 217 00:09:46,086 --> 00:09:47,952 Yeah. 218 00:09:48,088 --> 00:09:50,250 There's a note on Eve's door to pick her up here. 219 00:09:50,390 --> 00:09:52,552 One second, I'll be right there. 220 00:09:52,692 --> 00:09:54,558 Come on in. 221 00:09:54,694 --> 00:09:56,686 Come on. 222 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,398 So you want a drink? 223 00:10:05,071 --> 00:10:06,937 So where are you two off to tonight? 224 00:10:07,073 --> 00:10:10,441 We're going to the Philharmonic and then dinner afterwards. 225 00:10:10,577 --> 00:10:13,411 And exactly what are your intentions with Eve? 226 00:10:13,546 --> 00:10:15,947 What time would you like me to bring her home, Dad? 227 00:10:16,082 --> 00:10:17,082 Oh, I guess 11:00. 228 00:10:17,117 --> 00:10:18,415 - 12:00. - 11:30. 229 00:10:18,551 --> 00:10:20,782 - Fine. - Good. 230 00:10:22,155 --> 00:10:24,215 Jane, Jane. 231 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:26,019 Hey, Michael, we're in here. 232 00:10:26,159 --> 00:10:27,570 - Let's start working on the veil. - Yeah. 233 00:10:27,594 --> 00:10:29,305 - Oh, hi. - Hi, we're working on the wedding dress. 234 00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:30,854 Yeah... ah, no fair peeking either. 235 00:10:30,997 --> 00:10:33,728 Yeah, well, it doesn't matter 'cause she won't need the dress. 236 00:10:33,867 --> 00:10:34,732 - Listen, Jane. - What? 237 00:10:34,868 --> 00:10:36,097 Yeah, we're going to Vegas. 238 00:10:36,236 --> 00:10:38,535 I got reservations on the 9:00 p.m. flight. 239 00:10:38,671 --> 00:10:41,539 We're eloping, and I'm not going to take no for an answer. 240 00:10:41,674 --> 00:10:42,674 Now, you were right. 241 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,835 I was behaving like a complete imbecile, 242 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,055 so enough of the game-playing. 243 00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,445 Let's just get it over with. 244 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:48,878 Michael, no, we can't do that. 245 00:10:49,015 --> 00:10:50,793 We've got invitations, we have the church picked out, 246 00:10:50,817 --> 00:10:52,183 - we have... - Excuse me. 247 00:10:52,318 --> 00:10:54,787 Michael, why don't you just admit your real problem here? 248 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,856 You don't trust Jane. 249 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,100 You think she's going to sleep with me 250 00:10:58,124 --> 00:10:58,989 again the night before this wedding, 251 00:10:59,125 --> 00:11:00,855 hence the sneak attack. 252 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:02,895 Hence the punch in the nose. 253 00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,725 Huh? 254 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,390 Oh, my... Michael! Not again! 255 00:11:07,534 --> 00:11:09,332 - How could you? - It's okay, I'm fine. 256 00:11:09,469 --> 00:11:11,199 How could I? You hear what he said? 257 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,015 - The truth is what I said! - And this whole elopement idea 258 00:11:13,039 --> 00:11:14,359 is more of your fear and paranoia. 259 00:11:14,440 --> 00:11:15,600 You know what? Give me those. 260 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:16,819 This is what I think 261 00:11:16,843 --> 00:11:18,020 of your wedding plans, Michael. 262 00:11:18,044 --> 00:11:19,376 Then you can tear up 263 00:11:19,512 --> 00:11:20,689 your wedding invitation, too, Jane. 264 00:11:20,713 --> 00:11:22,113 Because in case you haven't noticed, 265 00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:24,117 every time a line is drawn in the sand, 266 00:11:24,250 --> 00:11:25,548 you're on his side of it. 267 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:27,517 Oh, my... 268 00:11:27,654 --> 00:11:30,180 - I am sorry. Are you okay? - It's fine, yeah, yeah. 269 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,588 Oh! It's fine. 270 00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:37,287 ♪♪ 271 00:11:40,667 --> 00:11:43,535 ♪ Love and lust... ♪ 272 00:11:43,670 --> 00:11:44,990 You'd best have a five-star speech 273 00:11:45,104 --> 00:11:46,264 ready for the award ceremony. 274 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,364 I am already working on it. 275 00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,272 I want to thank you for this nomination. 276 00:11:50,410 --> 00:11:51,742 It's a wonderful honor. 277 00:11:51,878 --> 00:11:54,278 And while you're in L.A., is there anything I can do for you? 278 00:11:54,347 --> 00:11:56,009 You don't have any single friends 279 00:11:56,149 --> 00:11:57,549 as gorgeous as you, do you? 280 00:11:57,684 --> 00:12:00,085 Please, you stand here alone for five seconds, 281 00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,451 and you'll have all the beautiful women you need. 282 00:12:02,589 --> 00:12:07,118 Anyway, um, I have to go home to my husband, so good night. 283 00:12:07,260 --> 00:12:10,526 - And thank you. - Yeah. Amanda. 284 00:12:10,663 --> 00:12:12,598 Hello, Drew. 285 00:12:12,732 --> 00:12:13,732 Lexi Sterling. 286 00:12:13,833 --> 00:12:15,267 Yeah, it's been a long time. 287 00:12:15,401 --> 00:12:16,926 I heard you married a doctor. 288 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,595 Honey, I'm done with doctors. 289 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:19,818 You staying at the Regency? 290 00:12:19,939 --> 00:12:21,305 You always stay at the Regency. 291 00:12:21,441 --> 00:12:22,585 All through the awards ceremony. 292 00:12:22,609 --> 00:12:23,702 I'll see you there, I hope. 293 00:12:23,843 --> 00:12:27,746 Every woman executive in L.A. is gonna be there. 294 00:12:27,880 --> 00:12:29,473 Buy me dinner? 295 00:12:29,616 --> 00:12:32,085 S-Sure. Where do you want to go? 296 00:12:32,218 --> 00:12:33,652 How about your hotel suite? 297 00:12:33,786 --> 00:12:36,085 I hear the Regency has wonderful room service. 298 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:37,850 And, uh, if we're lucky, 299 00:12:37,991 --> 00:12:41,086 maybe we'll even get around to eating it. 300 00:12:41,227 --> 00:12:43,787 I have a very good feeling about this. 301 00:12:43,930 --> 00:12:47,196 Could be my first hole in one with a suit on. 302 00:12:47,333 --> 00:12:48,357 - Oh! - Oh! 303 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:49,833 You are so good! 304 00:12:49,969 --> 00:12:52,165 Where did you learn to putt like that? 305 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:54,206 Well, on a bigger course with grass. 306 00:12:54,340 --> 00:12:55,672 Hey, you're not mad 307 00:12:55,808 --> 00:12:57,242 about the concert tonight, are you? 308 00:12:57,377 --> 00:12:58,401 Oh, no, no, 309 00:12:58,544 --> 00:13:00,911 I... no, I didn't really want to see 310 00:13:01,047 --> 00:13:02,327 the Philharmonic tonight, anyway. 311 00:13:02,382 --> 00:13:05,011 Good. Because I just wanted to be outside. 312 00:13:05,151 --> 00:13:07,279 You know, this place is so cool, isn't it? 313 00:13:07,420 --> 00:13:10,356 The noise, the lights... It's just so alive. 314 00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,049 Aw, come on, tell me you're having 315 00:13:12,191 --> 00:13:13,955 - just a little bit of fun. - Oh, yeah. 316 00:13:14,093 --> 00:13:16,790 You kidding? I'm having a great time. I mean, 317 00:13:16,929 --> 00:13:19,160 I haven't been to a place like this since high school. 318 00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:21,165 Me, neither. 319 00:13:21,301 --> 00:13:23,270 Oh, my God, look! Come here! 320 00:13:23,403 --> 00:13:25,201 Oh, God! 321 00:13:25,338 --> 00:13:27,967 Excuse me. Two with the works, please. 322 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:29,837 I've been craving one of these. 323 00:13:29,976 --> 00:13:31,103 - Just one? - Yeah, one. 324 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:32,988 - Okay, then just ketchup, mustard. - You got it. 325 00:13:33,012 --> 00:13:34,810 - Great. - Keep the change. 326 00:13:34,947 --> 00:13:36,939 - Thanks. - Mm-hmm. 327 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:39,976 - Yeah. - Oh, this is heaven. 328 00:13:40,119 --> 00:13:42,714 Well, from the looks of things, uh... 329 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:46,314 it might be the first one you ever had. 330 00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:50,794 Hello? Where'd you go? 331 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:53,422 Where I never want to go again. 332 00:13:53,566 --> 00:13:54,846 - Have one bite? - No, I don't... 333 00:13:54,967 --> 00:13:56,162 - Just one. - I don't like... 334 00:13:56,302 --> 00:13:58,533 Just a little bite, little bite. So good. 335 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,333 One. One bite. 336 00:14:01,374 --> 00:14:03,070 - Mm. - There. 337 00:14:03,209 --> 00:14:06,145 - That was good, wasn't it? - Mm-hmm. 338 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,540 - It's time for the arcade. - Come on. 339 00:14:10,683 --> 00:14:12,879 Hey, you still breathing? 340 00:14:13,019 --> 00:14:15,784 I don't want to kill you. 341 00:14:19,826 --> 00:14:21,852 Drew, tell me something. 342 00:14:21,994 --> 00:14:26,227 How set in stone is this Woman of the Year award, hm? 343 00:14:26,366 --> 00:14:28,858 It's pretty much decided. 344 00:14:29,001 --> 00:14:31,971 Mm. Yeah, but, I mean, couldn't you, as editor in chief, 345 00:14:32,105 --> 00:14:35,542 with all your power and charisma, change things? 346 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,268 What would you have in mind? 347 00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,742 Oh, I don't know. 348 00:14:38,878 --> 00:14:40,540 Mm, someone maybe you overlooked. 349 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:42,979 Somebody with all the right assets. 350 00:14:43,116 --> 00:14:45,915 Someone who at the moment you're extremely grateful to. 351 00:14:47,520 --> 00:14:51,252 Uh, look, the... boat's already sailed, Lexi. 352 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,520 Um... but you're off to a hell of a start for next year. 353 00:14:54,660 --> 00:14:55,660 Mm. 354 00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:57,628 Amanda won, didn't she? 355 00:14:57,764 --> 00:14:59,790 Not even a contest. 356 00:15:01,934 --> 00:15:03,800 Hey, where are you going? 357 00:15:03,936 --> 00:15:06,496 Don't worry, honey, I'll use the back door. 358 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:09,632 We all know how tongues wag in this town, huh? 359 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:21,249 ♪♪ 360 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,309 - Busted. - Oh! 361 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:46,970 What are you doing? 362 00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,241 - You waiting up for Peter and Eve? - I am just 363 00:15:49,382 --> 00:15:51,180 a little curious, that's all. 364 00:15:51,317 --> 00:15:53,797 What, there's some newlywed rule that I can't have any friends? 365 00:15:53,886 --> 00:15:56,151 No, I never said that. You know, you just never seemed 366 00:15:56,289 --> 00:15:58,300 to need anybody before, you know, when Peter's involved. 367 00:15:58,324 --> 00:16:00,384 Oh, well, if you want to know, this is about 368 00:16:00,526 --> 00:16:01,637 - getting rid of Peter. - Oh. 369 00:16:01,661 --> 00:16:03,129 I tried it with Lexi; it didn't work. 370 00:16:03,262 --> 00:16:06,721 With Eve, I don't know, seems to be some kind of chemistry. 371 00:16:06,866 --> 00:16:08,164 You must have spent 372 00:16:08,301 --> 00:16:10,031 at least 20 bucks on the softball throw. 373 00:16:10,169 --> 00:16:11,865 Well, it's money well spent. 374 00:16:12,004 --> 00:16:13,097 I had a good time tonight. 375 00:16:13,239 --> 00:16:15,003 What am I saying? I had a great time tonight. 376 00:16:15,141 --> 00:16:16,452 - Oh, me, too. - It's just so nice 377 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:18,570 to kind of get away, you know, and... get away. 378 00:16:18,711 --> 00:16:21,203 Um, we really didn't go anywhere. 379 00:16:21,347 --> 00:16:22,713 Well... 380 00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:24,875 I did. 381 00:16:36,863 --> 00:16:38,331 - Easy. - Oh, God, oh, God, 382 00:16:38,464 --> 00:16:39,864 I'm so sorry. I did it again. 383 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,919 - No. No, you didn't. - I did it. I did it again! 384 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:43,970 - No, it's fine. It's okay. - Is it okay? 385 00:16:44,103 --> 00:16:45,103 - Yeah. - Really? 386 00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:46,763 Let's get this... there you go 387 00:16:46,906 --> 00:16:48,169 There you go. 388 00:16:49,275 --> 00:16:51,244 Good night, Eve. 389 00:16:56,582 --> 00:16:58,881 Nice work, matchmaker. 390 00:17:15,301 --> 00:17:17,236 I was on my way to work, 391 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:20,465 and I had to know what happened last night. 392 00:17:22,108 --> 00:17:24,475 I swear, Amanda, it was... 393 00:17:24,610 --> 00:17:25,805 it was like a dream. 394 00:17:25,945 --> 00:17:29,074 I mean, we... we went to this miniature golf course, 395 00:17:29,215 --> 00:17:31,912 and we played all the games and we laughed and we talked 396 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,213 and... I mean, you said that he was closed off, 397 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,616 and he was at first, right? 398 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,587 But then, oh, he opened up. 399 00:17:37,723 --> 00:17:39,453 And then it was... it was perfect. 400 00:17:39,592 --> 00:17:41,527 It was just perfect! 401 00:17:41,661 --> 00:17:44,256 Right up until the very last minute, 402 00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:45,865 when I kissed him. 403 00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:48,024 And, I mean, I didn't just kiss him, right? 404 00:17:48,167 --> 00:17:50,659 I-I attacked him. I-I threw him up against the wall 405 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,294 like some kind of sex maniac. 406 00:17:52,438 --> 00:17:54,498 And then it went all downhill from there. 407 00:17:54,640 --> 00:17:56,131 Didn't I tell you to take it slowly? 408 00:17:56,275 --> 00:17:57,470 Just one step at a time? 409 00:17:57,610 --> 00:17:59,602 Yes, I know, I know, it's just that I... 410 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,043 I lost it, I guess. 411 00:18:01,180 --> 00:18:03,308 You know how long it's been for me, 412 00:18:03,449 --> 00:18:05,213 and he was so... relaxed 413 00:18:05,351 --> 00:18:07,752 - and he was so happy and... - You know what? 414 00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:09,822 Maybe you should just forget about it. 415 00:18:09,956 --> 00:18:12,926 No, no, no. I just got flustered, that's all. 416 00:18:13,059 --> 00:18:15,619 I didn't think through what I was gonna say to him. 417 00:18:15,761 --> 00:18:17,730 I just... I need him to know 418 00:18:17,863 --> 00:18:19,525 what my real feelings are, that's all. 419 00:18:19,665 --> 00:18:24,103 I'll just think it out, and-and then I'll... 420 00:18:24,236 --> 00:18:26,205 That's it! That's exactly what I'm gonna do. 421 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:29,639 - I'll write it down in a letter. - Eve, Eve, it could backfire. 422 00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,438 No. I-I need him to know this. 423 00:18:32,578 --> 00:18:34,308 Amanda, look, it's a second chance, 424 00:18:34,447 --> 00:18:36,075 that's all I'm asking for. 425 00:18:41,821 --> 00:18:43,483 Oh, oh, no! 426 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,990 Where am I? Whose place is this? 427 00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:47,991 Mine, idiot. 428 00:18:48,127 --> 00:18:49,720 I'm surprised you're awake. 429 00:18:49,862 --> 00:18:50,955 After all you drank, 430 00:18:51,097 --> 00:18:53,293 I thought you'd at least sleep till noon. 431 00:18:53,432 --> 00:18:54,832 Now I remember, now I remember. 432 00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:57,801 I... was too angry at Jane, I didn't want to go home, 433 00:18:57,937 --> 00:18:59,803 so I ended up here ranting and raving. 434 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:02,807 - And you passed out. - Oh, I got to get to work! 435 00:19:02,942 --> 00:19:04,622 Now, listen, last night you were a lunatic, 436 00:19:04,744 --> 00:19:06,269 and you would not listen to me, 437 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:07,846 but in the sober light of dawn... 438 00:19:07,980 --> 00:19:09,972 No, I'm not going back there. 439 00:19:10,116 --> 00:19:12,051 You have to. You've got to stop all this testing 440 00:19:12,184 --> 00:19:13,929 and manipulating Jane... It's what I hated most 441 00:19:13,953 --> 00:19:15,193 about you when we were married. 442 00:19:15,287 --> 00:19:16,983 I thought it was my lying and cheating. 443 00:19:17,123 --> 00:19:19,251 Oh, you have to apologize, beg for mercy. 444 00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,917 It is your only hope. 445 00:19:21,060 --> 00:19:22,756 Now, listen to me. 446 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:25,023 Here. Drink this. 447 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:26,564 If you need to shower, fine, 448 00:19:26,699 --> 00:19:28,759 and just lock up when you leave, okay? 449 00:19:28,901 --> 00:19:31,370 - Megan? - Mm? 450 00:19:31,504 --> 00:19:33,496 I'm so pathetic, huh? 451 00:19:33,639 --> 00:19:35,870 Oh, unfortunately, it's when you're your cutest. 452 00:19:42,615 --> 00:19:44,607 Oh, geez, I got to go. 453 00:19:52,158 --> 00:19:53,217 Stop. 454 00:19:53,359 --> 00:19:55,225 Michael! Stop right there. 455 00:19:55,361 --> 00:19:57,853 Stupid! I knew it. 456 00:19:57,997 --> 00:20:00,057 I knew you were having an affair. 457 00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:02,430 Jane, I slept on the couch, okay? 458 00:20:02,568 --> 00:20:04,628 I didn't want to go home last night. 459 00:20:04,770 --> 00:20:07,205 - God, Michael, you look terrible. - I know, 460 00:20:07,339 --> 00:20:09,001 and you look like a vision, as usual, 461 00:20:09,141 --> 00:20:10,234 which doesn't help me any. 462 00:20:10,376 --> 00:20:12,470 Oh. Lipstick. Wonderful. 463 00:20:12,611 --> 00:20:14,011 Honey, it was a peck on the cheek. 464 00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,857 Do you honestly think so close to our wedding 465 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:16,961 I'm gonna sleep with Megan? 466 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:18,915 Well, you think I'm gonna sleep with Alex. 467 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,417 How's his nose, by the way? 468 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:21,753 Oh, quit changing the subject. 469 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:24,982 You know what, Michael? Last night I got no sleep. 470 00:20:25,124 --> 00:20:27,184 I put our life on rewind and I watched the show. 471 00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:29,386 Mm. That must have been good for a couple of laughs. 472 00:20:29,528 --> 00:20:30,860 Tears, Michael, and quit joking. 473 00:20:30,996 --> 00:20:33,795 You know what our relationship is built on? 474 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,959 Lies, omissions and deceit. 475 00:20:36,102 --> 00:20:39,231 I love you, okay? And that love, it makes me nuts, you know? 476 00:20:39,371 --> 00:20:41,772 And I lie to protect it, to hold on to you, 477 00:20:41,907 --> 00:20:42,907 because you know why? 478 00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,876 Because I don't deserve you. 479 00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,946 You're too good for me. 480 00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,447 - Oh, please. - Look, um... 481 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,677 Jane... 482 00:20:52,818 --> 00:20:54,787 I have been testing you. 483 00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:56,598 I've been pushing you to see if you'd crumble. 484 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:58,352 I know it's wacky. 485 00:20:58,491 --> 00:21:00,016 Wacky? It's insane. 486 00:21:00,159 --> 00:21:02,287 Well, will you give me just one more chance? 487 00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:04,556 One more chance, okay? 488 00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:09,696 All right. 489 00:21:09,835 --> 00:21:11,133 But now I'm testing you. 490 00:21:11,270 --> 00:21:12,533 The wedding's in three weeks, 491 00:21:12,671 --> 00:21:14,469 which gives you exactly three weeks 492 00:21:14,607 --> 00:21:17,406 to stop acting like a child and start acting like an adult. 493 00:21:17,543 --> 00:21:19,341 Absolutely, no problem. 494 00:21:19,478 --> 00:21:21,123 I'm moving back here; you'll stay at the beach house. 495 00:21:21,147 --> 00:21:22,171 You'll court, we'll date, 496 00:21:22,314 --> 00:21:23,892 and we'll piece the wedding back together. 497 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:24,926 But, Michael, I'm serious, 498 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,418 one slip, one lie, 499 00:21:26,552 --> 00:21:28,316 one anything, and it's over. 500 00:21:28,454 --> 00:21:31,185 You know I've never tested very well. 501 00:21:31,323 --> 00:21:32,757 Michael, it's pass or fail. 502 00:21:32,892 --> 00:21:33,985 It's up to you. 503 00:21:34,126 --> 00:21:35,924 Okay, I'll do it. 504 00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,157 Look at you. 505 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:40,425 You haven't shaven. You're a wrinkled mess. 506 00:21:40,566 --> 00:21:43,058 But you're still as cute as I've ever seen you. 507 00:21:43,202 --> 00:21:44,500 Well, what can I say, 508 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,105 I'm always cuter when I'm pathetic. 509 00:21:52,545 --> 00:21:54,514 And two, three, 510 00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,876 four, five, 511 00:21:56,015 --> 00:21:59,543 six, seven, eight, and one, two... 512 00:21:59,685 --> 00:22:01,950 three, four... 513 00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:03,087 five, six... 514 00:22:03,155 --> 00:22:04,248 seven, eight. 515 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:06,916 Step, step, step. 516 00:22:07,059 --> 00:22:08,459 Step, step, step. 517 00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:11,393 Step, step, step. Good job, y'all. 518 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,535 - Hey, morning, ladies. - Hey. 519 00:22:16,669 --> 00:22:18,934 Anybody buy a dress for the Biz Line awards? 520 00:22:19,071 --> 00:22:21,049 Why that thing can't be a luncheon I'll never know. 521 00:22:21,073 --> 00:22:22,371 You know Mackenzie. 522 00:22:22,508 --> 00:22:24,477 He's into that whole public relations thing. 523 00:22:24,610 --> 00:22:27,910 Yeah, but does he pay his female executives as much as his men? 524 00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,207 - Not a chance. - Why should he be any different? 525 00:22:30,282 --> 00:22:32,376 Huh? And like it's a real contest. 526 00:22:32,518 --> 00:22:34,229 I've already heard... Amanda Woodward... she's a shoe-in. 527 00:22:34,253 --> 00:22:36,722 I wouldn't be surprised. Lady's a comer. 528 00:22:36,856 --> 00:22:40,122 Please. Her agency is in the dumps. 529 00:22:40,259 --> 00:22:41,699 And I also heard from the same person 530 00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:42,807 who told me that she won... 531 00:22:42,895 --> 00:22:45,160 - she slept with Drew to get it. - No. 532 00:22:45,297 --> 00:22:47,323 - You're kidding. - It's from a very good source. 533 00:22:47,466 --> 00:22:50,334 Was this affair before or after she got married? 534 00:22:50,469 --> 00:22:53,633 With as many time as she's been married last year, who knows? 535 00:22:53,772 --> 00:22:55,502 Remember, didn't hear it from me. 536 00:23:04,116 --> 00:23:06,642 Are you going for a swim, too? 537 00:23:06,785 --> 00:23:08,515 If you want, I'll get out. 538 00:23:08,654 --> 00:23:11,749 No, no, you go ahead. I'll just wait in my apartment. 539 00:23:11,891 --> 00:23:14,087 Ah, listen to us. 540 00:23:14,226 --> 00:23:17,822 Like the pool's not big enough for two us. 541 00:23:17,963 --> 00:23:20,489 What is it, 85 degrees out here? 542 00:23:20,633 --> 00:23:21,692 Still? 543 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,396 Oh. 544 00:23:24,536 --> 00:23:25,799 Did you, uh, hear the rumor? 545 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:26,997 What rumor? 546 00:23:27,139 --> 00:23:29,574 About Amanda. I heard it today at lunch. 547 00:23:29,708 --> 00:23:31,540 That she slept with that Drew Mackenzie guy 548 00:23:31,677 --> 00:23:34,146 to win the Businesswoman of the Year Award. 549 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:36,215 - Oh, please. - No, I'm not saying it's true. 550 00:23:36,348 --> 00:23:38,108 I'm just saying, everyone's talking about it, 551 00:23:38,183 --> 00:23:40,846 and I thought maybe I should say something to her. 552 00:23:40,986 --> 00:23:43,421 Or you could. You are her employee. 553 00:23:43,555 --> 00:23:44,699 I'm not saying anything. You kidding? 554 00:23:44,723 --> 00:23:46,419 Every time I try to help out, 555 00:23:46,558 --> 00:23:48,254 they accuse me of snitching, butting in. 556 00:23:48,394 --> 00:23:49,760 I'm not going near that one. 557 00:23:49,895 --> 00:23:50,919 Hmm. 558 00:23:52,831 --> 00:23:54,732 What? 559 00:23:54,867 --> 00:23:56,768 Oh, I was just thinking, if a rumor like that 560 00:23:56,902 --> 00:23:58,234 were ever started about us, 561 00:23:58,370 --> 00:24:01,135 I don't think I'd do anything to stop it. 562 00:24:03,475 --> 00:24:07,105 I think this weather is very dangerous. 563 00:24:21,460 --> 00:24:23,520 Oh, the people 564 00:24:23,662 --> 00:24:24,940 who own this building are cheap. 565 00:24:24,964 --> 00:24:27,524 Why do they have to turn off the AC at 6:00 p.m.? 566 00:24:27,666 --> 00:24:29,362 You can always go home and watch. 567 00:24:29,501 --> 00:24:31,629 No, no, no, I can't. I told you. 568 00:24:31,770 --> 00:24:34,035 I'm in forced exile here. 569 00:24:34,173 --> 00:24:36,972 Promised Jane I'd trust her and give her some room. 570 00:24:37,109 --> 00:24:38,668 But you, huh? 571 00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:41,007 Huh. How come you're not home? 572 00:24:41,146 --> 00:24:43,945 Well, there's this new girl. Name's Eve. 573 00:24:44,083 --> 00:24:46,052 Oh, didn't work out, huh? 574 00:24:46,185 --> 00:24:47,517 Didn't think it would. 575 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,097 Oh, Michael, the kid's wearing blinders. 576 00:24:49,121 --> 00:24:50,699 You know, she doesn't see the complications 577 00:24:50,723 --> 00:24:51,986 of being with someone like me. 578 00:24:52,124 --> 00:24:54,164 I mean, we're talking dangerously close to Pollyanna 579 00:24:54,259 --> 00:24:55,386 - territory here. - Oh, yeah? 580 00:24:55,527 --> 00:24:56,905 What did you have, a disaster date or something? 581 00:24:56,929 --> 00:24:59,160 No, actually, the date was... was great. 582 00:24:59,298 --> 00:25:00,994 You know, but she was in a... a big hurry, 583 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,577 and I kind of followed along, and then, boom, 584 00:25:02,601 --> 00:25:04,441 I realize, hey, what am I doing here, you know? 585 00:25:04,536 --> 00:25:06,648 I'm just, uh, doing the same thing I pulled with Lexi. 586 00:25:06,672 --> 00:25:08,316 You know, the same kind of pattern, or you kind of... 587 00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:10,352 You hop in there, and then you wind up hopping right out. 588 00:25:10,376 --> 00:25:12,470 Oh, you know, if you're getting your oil changed... 589 00:25:12,611 --> 00:25:16,070 Michael, please. This is a beautiful young woman. 590 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:19,185 I mean, I-I just don't want it to go too far so that... 591 00:25:19,318 --> 00:25:20,946 Oh, I didn't even mention. 592 00:25:21,086 --> 00:25:22,213 She wrote me a letter. 593 00:25:22,354 --> 00:25:23,720 One date... I got a letter. 594 00:25:23,856 --> 00:25:25,882 - Oh, man. Mm. - No, wait, wait. Listen to this. 595 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:30,224 Um, uh, "Peter, I'm sorry that I ruined things." 596 00:25:30,362 --> 00:25:32,228 Uh, "I pushed you too quickly. 597 00:25:32,364 --> 00:25:35,391 I-I guess I feel so close to you already." 598 00:25:35,534 --> 00:25:37,245 - Oh! Whoa! - Oh, oh. Oh, no, no, no, no. 599 00:25:37,269 --> 00:25:38,669 "I knew that it was something 600 00:25:38,737 --> 00:25:40,069 "from the first moment I saw you. 601 00:25:40,205 --> 00:25:41,298 Is it love?" 602 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,739 Oh, is this a romance novel she wrote? 603 00:25:43,876 --> 00:25:46,175 Wait, wait. "I see you in my dreams, 604 00:25:46,311 --> 00:25:48,405 and you're always in my thoughts." 605 00:25:48,547 --> 00:25:50,778 Oh, man, she watches too many chick movies. 606 00:25:50,916 --> 00:25:52,475 - Or-Or she lives in a cave. - Yeah. 607 00:25:52,618 --> 00:25:54,849 I mean, Michael, she's got to find herself someone else. 608 00:25:54,987 --> 00:25:58,389 I mean, she's just so... 609 00:26:00,125 --> 00:26:01,252 Eve. 610 00:26:01,393 --> 00:26:02,258 I-I... 611 00:26:02,394 --> 00:26:03,862 Eve, please. 612 00:26:03,996 --> 00:26:06,522 - I'm sor... - Just stay away from me! 613 00:26:06,665 --> 00:26:08,657 Eve?! 614 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,600 Well, Peter, that solves that, huh? 615 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:17,232 Oh, shut up, Michael. 616 00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,774 Ooh. 617 00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:26,818 You seem a little distracted. 618 00:26:28,454 --> 00:26:30,787 If you really want to know, it's this rumor that I heard. 619 00:26:30,923 --> 00:26:32,516 What? The building? 620 00:26:32,658 --> 00:26:35,025 Oh. Nice shot. 621 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,289 Ten rumors going on there around the clock. 622 00:26:38,430 --> 00:26:40,729 - This one's about Amanda. - Wait. 623 00:26:40,866 --> 00:26:42,630 Wait. Hold on. Time out. 624 00:26:43,969 --> 00:26:45,870 What about Amanda? What kind of rumor? 625 00:26:46,004 --> 00:26:47,267 The two-part kind. 626 00:26:47,406 --> 00:26:48,750 Good part is, they're saying she won this 627 00:26:48,774 --> 00:26:50,208 Businesswoman of the Year Award. 628 00:26:50,342 --> 00:26:51,674 Right. 629 00:26:51,810 --> 00:26:53,176 Bad part is, they're saying 630 00:26:53,312 --> 00:26:55,975 that she slept with the magazine's editor to get it. 631 00:26:56,115 --> 00:26:58,209 Slept with the guy? 632 00:26:58,350 --> 00:27:00,376 Yeah, right. What are you...? You believe it? 633 00:27:00,519 --> 00:27:02,988 Kyle, I know Amanda. 634 00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:05,682 The problem is, the rest of these boneheads don't. 635 00:27:08,560 --> 00:27:10,153 I'm in. 636 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,093 What are you gonna do about it? 637 00:27:12,231 --> 00:27:13,722 What I'm already doing. 638 00:27:13,866 --> 00:27:15,095 I'm gonna ignore it. 639 00:27:15,234 --> 00:27:18,966 Rumor can't hurt you if you don't buy into it. 640 00:27:23,742 --> 00:27:25,074 This just came in. 641 00:27:25,210 --> 00:27:27,270 Designer original, perfect for an awards dinner. 642 00:27:27,412 --> 00:27:29,904 Huh. An Alex Bastian. Wouldn't you know it. 643 00:27:30,048 --> 00:27:31,914 Well, maybe you can get us a discount. 644 00:27:32,050 --> 00:27:34,212 Yeah, if Michael stops beating the guy up. 645 00:27:34,353 --> 00:27:36,015 Why don't you try it on? 646 00:27:36,155 --> 00:27:38,954 I will. I'll be right back. 647 00:27:40,692 --> 00:27:44,220 It's so weird that she's here. 648 00:27:44,363 --> 00:27:46,174 Obviously she doesn't know what we all know... 649 00:27:46,198 --> 00:27:47,542 - That she's won. - I can't believe 650 00:27:47,566 --> 00:27:48,710 she's actually going to the awards ceremony. 651 00:27:48,734 --> 00:27:49,878 I know. I can't believe it. 652 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:51,803 - Oh, my God. - Excuse me. 653 00:27:51,937 --> 00:27:53,235 Who are you talking about? 654 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:55,705 - Amanda Woodward, of course. - And we know for a fact 655 00:27:55,841 --> 00:27:57,469 that she's won the award and 656 00:27:57,609 --> 00:27:58,633 how she's won it. 657 00:27:58,777 --> 00:28:00,769 By sleeping with Drew Mackenzie. 658 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:02,745 - Oh. - That's a lie. 659 00:28:02,881 --> 00:28:05,146 She-She barely knows Drew, and she's married. 660 00:28:05,284 --> 00:28:06,775 I'm sorry. 661 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:08,396 - Are you talking about me? - Would you 662 00:28:08,420 --> 00:28:09,547 excuse us? 663 00:28:09,688 --> 00:28:11,384 Oh, I'm going after them. 664 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,923 No, no, don't, don't. 665 00:28:13,058 --> 00:28:14,578 No, I have to set those women straight. 666 00:28:14,626 --> 00:28:16,905 To say that I slept with that guy and insinuate that I won. 667 00:28:16,929 --> 00:28:18,206 - I'm just a nominee. - It's a rumor. 668 00:28:18,230 --> 00:28:20,563 - It's gossip. Just forget about it. - No. 669 00:28:20,699 --> 00:28:21,943 If they're talking about it now, 670 00:28:21,967 --> 00:28:23,511 how long till everyone else is talking about it? 671 00:28:23,535 --> 00:28:24,913 I'll look like a fool at the awards. 672 00:28:24,937 --> 00:28:25,961 Worse if I win. 673 00:28:26,104 --> 00:28:28,573 What am I gonna do? 674 00:28:28,707 --> 00:28:30,667 You know, this is your last box, so I'll just, um, 675 00:28:30,776 --> 00:28:32,404 give it to you, and I'll be on my way, 676 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,122 'cause I don't want to push things, you know... 677 00:28:34,146 --> 00:28:35,390 Oh, look, do you want to come in? 678 00:28:35,414 --> 00:28:37,212 Well, if it's not a violation. 679 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:40,683 Michael. 680 00:28:40,819 --> 00:28:43,288 Honey, you are taking this way too seriously. 681 00:28:43,422 --> 00:28:46,017 Relax. All right, we won't get to enjoy this special time. 682 00:28:46,158 --> 00:28:47,335 Now, there's wine in the fridge. 683 00:28:47,359 --> 00:28:48,703 - Why don't you go pour us some? - Mm-hmm. 684 00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,423 You want red, or you want white? 685 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:51,602 White. 686 00:28:51,730 --> 00:28:52,754 Hi, Jane, it's Alex. 687 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:54,833 Just calling to see if you want to go 688 00:28:54,967 --> 00:28:57,045 to the award's dinner together. Amanda was nice enough 689 00:28:57,069 --> 00:28:59,629 to include me. Anyway, uh, nose is much better. 690 00:28:59,771 --> 00:29:01,672 Hardly any swelling. Take care. 691 00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:03,002 Let me know. Bye. 692 00:29:03,141 --> 00:29:05,110 It's funny, 'cause I was just about to ask you, 693 00:29:05,244 --> 00:29:07,475 but I guess the, uh, early bird gets the girl? 694 00:29:07,613 --> 00:29:12,916 Why would I want to go with anyone other than my fiancé? 695 00:29:13,051 --> 00:29:15,043 Now, I'm really... I'm really terrible at 696 00:29:15,187 --> 00:29:17,187 - this courtship thing. - You're pretty weak in the 697 00:29:17,322 --> 00:29:19,052 relationship area, as well. 698 00:29:19,191 --> 00:29:21,456 But I am really, really good in bed. 699 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,994 Oh, yeah? 700 00:29:24,129 --> 00:29:25,961 Prove it. 701 00:30:07,739 --> 00:30:10,538 All work and no play 702 00:30:10,676 --> 00:30:14,204 turns shoulders into knots. 703 00:30:14,346 --> 00:30:16,645 I got lonely, so I came looking for you. 704 00:30:16,782 --> 00:30:18,614 I've been trying to write an acceptance speech 705 00:30:18,750 --> 00:30:20,651 for an award I hope I don't win. 706 00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:22,186 Oh, that sounds difficult. 707 00:30:22,321 --> 00:30:24,756 You know, um, Kyle, 708 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:27,189 there's something you should know. 709 00:30:27,326 --> 00:30:29,022 There's this rumor. 710 00:30:29,161 --> 00:30:31,172 Yeah, I heard. You and Drew Mackenzie. 711 00:30:31,196 --> 00:30:32,220 Ryan told me. 712 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:34,162 Oh, Ryan knows, too, and Jane knows. 713 00:30:34,299 --> 00:30:36,291 Hell, the whole world knows. 714 00:30:36,435 --> 00:30:38,267 And you're wondering if it's true, aren't you? 715 00:30:38,403 --> 00:30:39,564 Do I look worried? 716 00:30:39,705 --> 00:30:41,465 Come on, if I thought something was gonna on, 717 00:30:41,573 --> 00:30:43,542 I would have been here a lot sooner. I trust you. 718 00:30:43,675 --> 00:30:45,253 - You know that. - But when you first heard it. 719 00:30:45,277 --> 00:30:47,178 I ignored it, which is what you should be doing. 720 00:30:47,312 --> 00:30:48,678 No, no, I can't. 721 00:30:48,814 --> 00:30:50,094 If I win and go up on that stage, 722 00:30:50,215 --> 00:30:51,693 I'll be the laughingstock of the industry. 723 00:30:51,717 --> 00:30:52,757 If you don't get up there, 724 00:30:52,884 --> 00:30:54,216 they're gonna laugh a lot louder. 725 00:30:54,353 --> 00:30:55,997 Come on, hold your head up high. Don't play into that petty crap. 726 00:30:56,021 --> 00:30:59,082 Kyle, this is not the movies. No matter what I do, I'm screwed. 727 00:31:04,096 --> 00:31:06,429 ♪ On the wings of fate ♪ 728 00:31:06,565 --> 00:31:11,629 ♪ Rising above ♪ 729 00:31:11,770 --> 00:31:16,504 ♪ High, ay, ay, ay, ay ♪ 730 00:31:16,641 --> 00:31:19,577 ♪ Over the field 731 00:31:19,711 --> 00:31:24,081 ♪ Of love. ♪ 732 00:31:27,252 --> 00:31:29,687 Thank you. 733 00:31:29,821 --> 00:31:32,518 We're gonna take a short break, and we'll be right back. 734 00:31:34,025 --> 00:31:35,459 Thank you. Thanks. 735 00:31:35,594 --> 00:31:38,154 Thank you so much. Thanks. Thank you... 736 00:31:38,296 --> 00:31:40,822 Eve, look, look, you can't run from me every time you see me. 737 00:31:40,966 --> 00:31:42,677 Then it's a polite smile, and nice to see you, 738 00:31:42,701 --> 00:31:45,136 and a quick good night. 739 00:31:45,270 --> 00:31:46,932 Oh, wait a minute. Wait, look, look. 740 00:31:47,072 --> 00:31:48,335 Last night... it was, um... 741 00:31:48,473 --> 00:31:51,238 I was drinking. It was... It was a guy thing. 742 00:31:51,376 --> 00:31:52,901 It's not how I really feel. 743 00:31:53,044 --> 00:31:54,774 Well, you want to know how I feel? 744 00:31:54,913 --> 00:31:56,591 - Like a total idiot. - Wait. Will you just-just...? 745 00:31:56,615 --> 00:31:57,674 Listen to me, please. 746 00:31:57,816 --> 00:31:58,943 I'm moving on, Peter. 747 00:31:59,084 --> 00:32:00,347 The damage is done. 748 00:32:00,485 --> 00:32:02,283 This-This... 749 00:32:02,421 --> 00:32:04,151 This is not your fault. 750 00:32:04,289 --> 00:32:06,019 That's what you're not getting here. 751 00:32:06,158 --> 00:32:09,151 These are my issues. It's my problem. 752 00:32:09,294 --> 00:32:10,421 I don't care, okay? 753 00:32:10,562 --> 00:32:12,428 Look, we-we shared a hot dog and a few laughs. 754 00:32:12,564 --> 00:32:13,930 It was no big deal. 755 00:32:14,065 --> 00:32:17,433 But what you wrote in the letter... it was... 756 00:32:17,569 --> 00:32:19,936 It was nice. 757 00:32:20,071 --> 00:32:22,836 It made me feel good. 758 00:32:22,974 --> 00:32:25,068 And what you said to that guy last night... 759 00:32:25,210 --> 00:32:26,838 It made me feel horrible. 760 00:32:28,146 --> 00:32:30,012 I got to go check my makeup. 761 00:32:30,148 --> 00:32:32,674 Please. Wait. Just... 762 00:32:32,818 --> 00:32:34,616 Can we try this again? 763 00:32:34,753 --> 00:32:37,086 Uh, tomorrow night maybe at the miniature golf course, hmm? 764 00:32:37,222 --> 00:32:38,588 Just like before. 765 00:32:38,723 --> 00:32:40,521 A date. 766 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:43,891 I'll be there at 8:00 sharp. 767 00:32:44,029 --> 00:32:45,895 And forget the makeup. 768 00:32:46,031 --> 00:32:48,000 You look beautiful. 769 00:33:07,219 --> 00:33:09,051 Excuse me. 770 00:33:13,291 --> 00:33:14,569 You started this rumor, didn't you? 771 00:33:14,593 --> 00:33:16,824 Me sleeping with Amanda? 772 00:33:16,962 --> 00:33:19,431 It's made its way all the way back to New York. 773 00:33:19,564 --> 00:33:21,999 A model I'm dating called me, mad as hell. 774 00:33:22,133 --> 00:33:24,125 All the way to New York? 775 00:33:24,269 --> 00:33:27,569 You're trying to ruin Amanda in a sick, perverse way. 776 00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:29,306 Honey, it's no worse than half the things 777 00:33:29,374 --> 00:33:30,734 that she's done to me, and besides, 778 00:33:30,809 --> 00:33:32,954 Amanda would have slept with you if that was the only way 779 00:33:32,978 --> 00:33:34,755 - she could have gotten that award. - Well, you can now 780 00:33:34,779 --> 00:33:37,408 forget ever being nominated, much less winning. 781 00:33:37,549 --> 00:33:38,847 Fine. 782 00:33:38,984 --> 00:33:40,394 Besides, I already got everything I wanted 783 00:33:40,418 --> 00:33:41,852 out of that award. 784 00:33:41,987 --> 00:33:43,956 And you got a little bonus, too, didn't you, Drew? 785 00:33:44,089 --> 00:33:46,490 Didn't hear any complaints the other night in bed, huh? 786 00:33:46,625 --> 00:33:49,595 Listen, don't let the, uh, door hit you on the way out, 787 00:33:49,728 --> 00:33:50,957 okay, Drew, babe? 788 00:34:05,243 --> 00:34:07,109 Interesting. 789 00:34:07,245 --> 00:34:09,725 Limo's going to be here in ten minutes, you're not dressed yet. 790 00:34:11,283 --> 00:34:13,013 Have a lovely evening. 791 00:34:13,151 --> 00:34:14,551 Have... what? 792 00:34:14,686 --> 00:34:17,281 Could you move a couple feet to the left? 793 00:34:17,422 --> 00:34:19,152 Move? 794 00:34:20,191 --> 00:34:23,059 Hiding is not the solution. 795 00:34:23,194 --> 00:34:24,492 It's the only solution. 796 00:34:24,629 --> 00:34:26,173 This way the who's who of the business world 797 00:34:26,197 --> 00:34:27,961 - can whisper behind my back. - No, see, 798 00:34:28,099 --> 00:34:29,192 that's why you have to go. 799 00:34:29,334 --> 00:34:31,334 How else you gonna thumb your nose at these people? 800 00:34:32,370 --> 00:34:34,362 There, you can deliver the message for me. 801 00:34:35,640 --> 00:34:36,505 That's very good. 802 00:34:36,641 --> 00:34:37,641 Ow. 803 00:34:38,643 --> 00:34:41,135 Huh? Kyle, put me down. 804 00:34:41,279 --> 00:34:43,373 I am not kidding. 805 00:34:43,515 --> 00:34:46,041 All right, you said black dress. 806 00:34:46,184 --> 00:34:47,049 - Mm-hmm. - Oh. 807 00:34:47,185 --> 00:34:48,949 Which black dress? 808 00:34:50,322 --> 00:34:52,655 Ah, here we go. 809 00:34:52,791 --> 00:34:55,158 Forget it, I am not leaving this apartment. 810 00:34:55,293 --> 00:34:57,455 Stand up. 811 00:34:57,596 --> 00:34:59,394 Mm-hmm. 812 00:35:00,799 --> 00:35:01,664 All right. 813 00:35:01,800 --> 00:35:05,032 Now, hands over your head. 814 00:35:05,170 --> 00:35:07,036 Up. 815 00:35:07,172 --> 00:35:09,403 Uh-huh. 816 00:35:09,541 --> 00:35:10,821 Spaghetti straps... that's nice. 817 00:35:13,144 --> 00:35:14,737 All right, turn around. 818 00:35:18,650 --> 00:35:20,551 There, dressed. 819 00:35:20,685 --> 00:35:22,176 Didn't think I could do it, did you? 820 00:35:22,320 --> 00:35:24,255 I'll need shoes, smart-ass. 821 00:35:24,389 --> 00:35:25,448 Sit. 822 00:35:25,590 --> 00:35:26,590 Okay. 823 00:35:39,337 --> 00:35:40,737 There. 824 00:35:40,872 --> 00:35:44,968 What do you think about taking them back off again? 825 00:35:45,110 --> 00:35:46,703 After the awards. 826 00:35:46,845 --> 00:35:48,370 No, before. 827 00:35:48,513 --> 00:35:49,572 Make love to me. 828 00:35:49,714 --> 00:35:51,580 Okay, if we hurry. 829 00:35:52,417 --> 00:35:56,047 No, nice and slow. 830 00:36:04,796 --> 00:36:06,992 Peter. 831 00:36:07,132 --> 00:36:08,225 Hi. 832 00:36:08,366 --> 00:36:09,925 - You're still here. - Yeah. 833 00:36:10,068 --> 00:36:11,195 I almost didn't come. 834 00:36:11,336 --> 00:36:13,805 It, it feels risky. 835 00:36:13,938 --> 00:36:15,463 Risky... is that the right word? 836 00:36:15,607 --> 00:36:16,967 No, no, I know what you're feeling. 837 00:36:17,075 --> 00:36:20,944 It's, it's much easier to hide and... 838 00:36:21,079 --> 00:36:22,079 Is hide the right word? 839 00:36:22,213 --> 00:36:24,876 Peter, I have a huge confession to make. 840 00:36:26,217 --> 00:36:28,516 I've never really had 841 00:36:28,653 --> 00:36:31,282 a real relationship before. 842 00:36:31,423 --> 00:36:34,689 That's why I was so back and forth, a-aggressive but scared. 843 00:36:34,826 --> 00:36:36,692 I-I didn't know if I could do it, so, 844 00:36:36,828 --> 00:36:38,068 so I just jumped in and I sank. 845 00:36:38,096 --> 00:36:41,157 Look, I've had a lot of relationships before, 846 00:36:41,299 --> 00:36:43,165 and the same thing always seems to happen, 847 00:36:43,301 --> 00:36:45,236 so if anybody has a confession to make here, 848 00:36:45,370 --> 00:36:47,339 it should probably be me. 849 00:36:47,472 --> 00:36:51,307 I'm damaged goods. 850 00:36:51,443 --> 00:36:52,775 Okay? 851 00:36:52,911 --> 00:36:56,848 I-I don't know if it's temporarily, maybe forever. 852 00:36:56,981 --> 00:36:58,279 I don't know. 853 00:36:58,416 --> 00:36:59,975 You mean Amanda? 854 00:37:00,118 --> 00:37:02,986 Yeah, Amanda. 855 00:37:03,121 --> 00:37:07,957 It's, it's hard for me to open myself up to someone new. 856 00:37:08,993 --> 00:37:11,121 But you're here. 857 00:37:12,163 --> 00:37:14,155 Yeah, I'm here. 858 00:37:14,299 --> 00:37:15,460 I'm here, too. 859 00:37:15,600 --> 00:37:17,228 You know what? 860 00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:21,066 Whatever's happened before in your life and with whom, 861 00:37:21,206 --> 00:37:23,072 it doesn't matter to me. 862 00:37:23,208 --> 00:37:26,144 Let's just start this again from here, 863 00:37:26,277 --> 00:37:29,213 from, from this spot, from this moment, 864 00:37:29,347 --> 00:37:31,248 and whatever's come before, 865 00:37:31,382 --> 00:37:35,478 we'll just wipe it clean like it was never there. 866 00:37:36,488 --> 00:37:38,150 Okay? 867 00:37:38,289 --> 00:37:39,814 Deal? 868 00:37:45,363 --> 00:37:47,355 Deal. 869 00:38:13,525 --> 00:38:16,290 Hey, Drew, smashing party. 870 00:38:18,496 --> 00:38:21,762 Snob and a lousy lover. 871 00:38:21,900 --> 00:38:23,766 Mmm, good taste in champagne, though. 872 00:38:23,902 --> 00:38:25,200 You know what? 873 00:38:25,336 --> 00:38:26,804 I'm going to, uh, get another drink. 874 00:38:26,938 --> 00:38:27,803 Would you like one? 875 00:38:27,939 --> 00:38:29,373 - Sure. - Okay. 876 00:38:31,976 --> 00:38:34,343 You know, Jane, uh... 877 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,005 you never looked more beautiful than this evening. 878 00:38:38,683 --> 00:38:40,675 You make me beautiful. 879 00:38:43,688 --> 00:38:46,351 One of your best dresses. 880 00:38:46,491 --> 00:38:47,491 I, uh... 881 00:38:48,493 --> 00:38:50,587 wasn't looking at the dress. 882 00:38:53,965 --> 00:38:55,831 - Hi. - Hi. 883 00:38:55,967 --> 00:38:58,266 Is, um, is Amanda here yet? 884 00:38:58,403 --> 00:38:59,403 Oh, no. 885 00:38:59,537 --> 00:39:00,881 I wouldn't count on seeing her either. 886 00:39:00,905 --> 00:39:01,905 Champagne, please. 887 00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:04,236 You know, I think I know how that rumor started. 888 00:39:04,375 --> 00:39:06,353 Well, you should say something, I mean, you should tell Amanda. 889 00:39:06,377 --> 00:39:08,243 You think it would make a difference? 890 00:39:08,379 --> 00:39:09,723 I mean, the damage is already done. 891 00:39:09,747 --> 00:39:11,238 No, the damage can be undone. 892 00:39:11,382 --> 00:39:13,146 I mean, you do what you have to do. 893 00:39:28,166 --> 00:39:31,364 Oh, my God, I can't believe she showed up. 894 00:39:35,240 --> 00:39:37,732 She slept with Drew. 895 00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:40,107 Do not leave my side for a second. 896 00:39:40,245 --> 00:39:42,146 I wouldn't consider it. 897 00:39:42,280 --> 00:39:43,145 - Hi, guys. - Hey. 898 00:39:43,281 --> 00:39:44,146 Kyle. 899 00:39:44,282 --> 00:39:45,648 - Hey, Jane. - Hey, guys. 900 00:39:45,783 --> 00:39:48,183 Michael, why don't you go get Amanda and Kyle some champagne? 901 00:39:48,887 --> 00:39:51,550 Sure, will do. 902 00:39:52,757 --> 00:39:54,623 How are we? 903 00:39:54,759 --> 00:39:55,920 We are fine. 904 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,494 Good. 905 00:39:57,629 --> 00:39:59,461 May I have, uh, three champagnes, please? 906 00:39:59,597 --> 00:40:00,963 Michael, Michael, listen to me 907 00:40:01,099 --> 00:40:02,465 and listen to me carefully, okay? 908 00:40:02,600 --> 00:40:04,545 There's something I want you to give to Amanda. I would 909 00:40:04,569 --> 00:40:07,698 do it myself, except that if Lexi caught me, I'd be fired. 910 00:40:09,474 --> 00:40:11,170 ♪♪ 911 00:40:12,777 --> 00:40:14,609 It's very important... I am slipping 912 00:40:14,746 --> 00:40:17,375 a note into your pocket, okay? 913 00:40:18,950 --> 00:40:21,146 ♪♪ 914 00:40:21,286 --> 00:40:23,448 The next chance you get, slip it to Amanda. 915 00:40:28,893 --> 00:40:30,691 What do you say we dance? 916 00:40:30,828 --> 00:40:32,660 Oh, I'd love it. 917 00:40:32,797 --> 00:40:34,561 - Oh, you guys... - Oh, Michael, 918 00:40:34,699 --> 00:40:36,133 just, um, put those on the table. 919 00:40:36,267 --> 00:40:37,360 Oh, sure. 920 00:40:37,502 --> 00:40:39,494 Hmm. 921 00:40:42,840 --> 00:40:44,240 What? 922 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:45,486 - Michael. - What, what are you...? 923 00:40:45,510 --> 00:40:46,720 - Jane. - What the hell is this? 924 00:40:46,744 --> 00:40:49,056 - Jane, wait, th-that-that's... - What are you and Megan up to? 925 00:40:49,080 --> 00:40:52,016 Okay, wait, th-this, this is not what you think it is. 926 00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,494 "Meet me in the ladies' room. Megan." 927 00:40:53,518 --> 00:40:54,383 This is so sick. 928 00:40:54,519 --> 00:40:55,612 Jane, Jane, 929 00:40:55,753 --> 00:40:57,553 you don't understand, this note is not for me. 930 00:40:57,655 --> 00:40:58,748 Oh, right. You know what? 931 00:40:58,890 --> 00:41:00,768 I seem to remember a little rendezvous we once had 932 00:41:00,792 --> 00:41:02,624 at a doctors' convention in the ladies' room. 933 00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,059 - Jane, there is no... - Michael, stay right there. 934 00:41:05,196 --> 00:41:06,425 I will take this meeting. 935 00:41:08,766 --> 00:41:11,998 Well, you had me fooled, Megan. 936 00:41:12,136 --> 00:41:13,764 You know, you must be pretty desperate, 937 00:41:13,905 --> 00:41:15,669 chasing after someone else's man. 938 00:41:15,807 --> 00:41:17,241 Let me tell you something. 939 00:41:17,375 --> 00:41:18,468 Michael is mine now. 940 00:41:18,609 --> 00:41:20,475 No, no, no, this note... It's for Amanda. 941 00:41:20,611 --> 00:41:21,704 I needed to see her. 942 00:41:21,846 --> 00:41:23,524 I need to tell her what I know about the rumor 943 00:41:23,548 --> 00:41:24,914 about her. 944 00:41:26,150 --> 00:41:27,710 And you couldn't be seen talking to her. 945 00:41:27,785 --> 00:41:29,276 No, Lexi would kill me. 946 00:41:29,420 --> 00:41:31,355 Lexi is the one that started all of these rumors. 947 00:41:31,489 --> 00:41:33,567 She couldn't stand Amanda getting all of the attention. 948 00:41:33,591 --> 00:41:35,992 The truth is, Lexi is the one that slept with Drew Mackenzie 949 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:38,062 and she got it out of him that Amanda won 950 00:41:38,196 --> 00:41:39,926 and then she just took it from there. 951 00:41:40,064 --> 00:41:41,259 Amanda needs to know this. 952 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:44,164 Yes, would you please tell her, and fast? 953 00:41:44,302 --> 00:41:48,171 So without further ado, this year's nominees are: 954 00:41:48,306 --> 00:41:52,038 Amanda Woodward, Amanda Woodward Advertising. 955 00:41:54,746 --> 00:41:59,207 Michelle Stevens, CEO of Densen Pharmaceuticals. 956 00:42:01,552 --> 00:42:06,388 And Doris Engel, CFO, Whitehead Systems. 957 00:42:07,759 --> 00:42:10,092 And the award goes to... 958 00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,060 Amanda Woodward. 959 00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:17,926 No prisoners, hmm? 960 00:42:27,912 --> 00:42:29,312 The first line 961 00:42:29,447 --> 00:42:31,040 of my acceptance speech was to be, 962 00:42:31,182 --> 00:42:32,582 "Thank you, Drew Mackenzie," 963 00:42:32,717 --> 00:42:36,745 but if I say that, you'll all think I slept with him, 964 00:42:36,888 --> 00:42:38,322 which is, as we all know, 965 00:42:38,456 --> 00:42:40,584 the only way a woman can win this award. 966 00:42:41,826 --> 00:42:45,194 Anyway, Drew, this is, this is terrific, 967 00:42:45,329 --> 00:42:46,422 but you have it all wrong 968 00:42:46,564 --> 00:42:49,728 with that stuff about integrity and conviction. 969 00:42:49,867 --> 00:42:52,029 You should be looking for women 970 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:54,662 who could backstab, cheat, and lie 971 00:42:54,806 --> 00:42:56,331 as, as good as the next guy. 972 00:42:56,474 --> 00:42:59,376 I'm talking master manipulators, 973 00:42:59,510 --> 00:43:02,776 rumormongers, gossips, and, um... 974 00:43:02,914 --> 00:43:07,079 I'm afraid I don't measure up in those areas, 975 00:43:07,218 --> 00:43:09,119 so I'm going to have to decline this award... 976 00:43:10,688 --> 00:43:14,056 and make sure it goes to the woman who really deserves it, 977 00:43:14,192 --> 00:43:15,683 a woman so low that she would resort 978 00:43:15,827 --> 00:43:19,491 to starting a rumor to destroy a person's reputation 979 00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:22,998 for no other reason than, hey, just for the fun of it, 980 00:43:23,134 --> 00:43:25,035 so, um, 981 00:43:25,169 --> 00:43:27,934 come on, everyone, let's, let's put 'em together 982 00:43:28,072 --> 00:43:30,007 for Lexi Sterling, 983 00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:33,339 the lowest of the lowest and my personal choice 984 00:43:33,478 --> 00:43:35,470 for Businesswoman of the Year.